Entropy House is pleased to offer these The Lord of the Peeps Christmas cards as a sop to our consciences for being so slow to post a new chapter.

However, we must warn you that our knowledge of how to put together files such as these is extremely spotty and muddled, so you just get images with what we think is everything in the right place (and a right pain it was, getting them there, too).

You should be able to print them off as shown on normal sized paper with happy results. However, if you print an outside and then flip the paper to add the inside, it is entirely your own fault if you get it upside down, so you'll have to figure that one out for yourself. And if the white margins displease you, go to Staples and use their paper-cutter.

Feel free to tweak the layouts if they won't work on your computer - just DO NOT alter or delete any of the content. (If you know how to make proper files, feel free to cut and paste to the appropriate programs - and then let us know how you did it. Please?)

You are free to print as many copies as you like for your personal use. You are free to have a professional printer make said copies and even personalize them. (This will probably be cheaper than printing your own, considering the price of ink cartridges.) You will probably need to take a copy of this permission to the printers to convince them it's legal. They tend to shy away from making copies of copyrighted material.

Which brings us to an important point: we must insist on absolutely NO COMMERCIAL USE. You may not make copies to sell on eBay or anywhere else. These cards and their contents are solely the property of Entropy House. Anyone violating these stipulations will be exterminated by Peep-wraiths in as sticky a manner as possible.

Baillie
AKA "The Heart Patient"
entropyhouse.com

LOTP Christmas Card 1 (outside)
LOTP Christmas Card 1 (inside)

LOTP Christmas Card 2 (outside)
LOTP Christmas Card 2 (inside)

PPS: The reason you're getting these despite the hold-up on new chapters is because I made them some time ago when I was about a hundred years younger, energy-wise. I've only recently achieved the pill-induced and fragile strength to finally get them up in time for this Christmas. (Heart failure is not for the weak of heart. Pun intended.) Or rather bully Penwiper into it, actually--I couldn't upload them myself if the fate of universe depended on it. She won't let me go into the site anyway, unnatural child! Just because I'd crash LotP, War of the Ring and probably the entire Internet… ;)